May182013

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

neilpatrickharry:

The Very Potter Seamus Finnigan is a perfect representation of your average british teenager.

(Source: harryjamespotter)

May172013

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

(via chipmunkcheeeks)

11PM

frozenfoods:

[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster

(Source: growlithed, via singthesongofsirens)

11PM

its-levio0sa:

shalaylee-nicole:

this is 1234567654654453% not ok.

Ι CAN’T STAND IT NO
CRY WITH ME
I WANT TO CUDDLE WITH YOU TOO
dON’t CrYyYyYyyYyyYyYY

(Source: accio-glow, via singthesongofsirens)

11PM

zapppping:

just-another-puzzle:

markohppus:

bceky:

markohppus:

giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole

are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying

only after i eat mexican food

olé

omg

(via conqueringmoonrise)

10PM
10PM
8PM

tyleroakley:

australiansanta:

thesociallyawkwardasian:

queerlava:

thesociallyawkwardasian:

how do mermaids have babies

do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes

why didn’t tarzan have a beard

how many things are there

why

(Source: slutcentre, via chipmunkcheeeks)

8PM
8PM

socialjustinope:

true gender equality

(Source: adventurecomics, via chipmunkcheeeks)

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